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Greg Sargent, a blogger, said that Dems will accuse Repubs of sabotaging the economy.
Note I took some liberty in shortening Greg's convoluted prose.
I can generate my own overly descriptive, exaggerated prose with much more richness and originality than Greg. (Sorry Greg. Its a fact.)
See the example following:
Repubs cannot pass anything. Dems hold the U.S. Senate. Dems hold the U.S. Presidency
Dems hold the majority of Chief Executive positions in the American Federal Bureaucracy.
Suffice to say Dems still have the power. Meanwhile Dems are thwarted by a bunch of concientous objector weeping golf club wielding hobbits hold up in the House of Representatives behind a few straw bales while the hordes of Saron and Mordor approach led by Pelosi, Sheila Jackson Lee, Maxine Waters, Harry Reid, Debbie Blabbermouth wielding flamethrowers, sad-eyed-children, fire breathing dragons, irate union members, Assata Shakur, yard torches, bic lighters and other stuff. While Charles Schumer and Dick Durban cheer on the planes heading for the center of Washington, D.C.. The planes personally loaded by Schumer, Durban and Barney Frank with the expert help of Jamie Gorelick are to be flown into the ground. Adequately piloted by two mindlessly smiling pilots, Andrea and Fareed. Mitchel and Zakaria smile broadly as they fly their fully fueled airliners. The suicide planes are loaded with copies of the constitution, the deed to the U.S., financial instruments, bad loans and social security checks soaked in aviation fuel. The suicide jockeys move steadily toward the Washington Monument and the Jefferson Memorial respectively. Andrea and Fareed smile like Cheshire cats. And blindly fly toward where their soulless smiles will cease.
Democrat Politically Correct version of what happened in WWII
World War II was fought to turn back the tide of Torah bearing Orthodox Jews who had co-opted Italy, the Vatican and over run Germany (despite the peaceful efforts of Adolf Hitler who was martyred), Chekoslavakia, Ruhr, Austria, Poland, France, North Africa (despite the totally nice efforts of the Islamic Brotherhood), Eastern Europe and threatened to simultaneously crush the U.K. and the U.S.S.R. while simultaneously burning 16 million of their number in ovens along with 10's of millions of Gypsies, Slavs and Baptist. While their allied Axis of power, the Tibetan monks infiltrated across China and Mongolia to overrun Japan and subsequently conquered China, nearly all of Asia, the Pacific and destroyed the American Fleet at Pearl Harbor.
Charles Schumer and Dick Durban say republicans have caused the economic debacle of the last two years. Schumer could have made following statements with the same degree of truth.
The accusation is kind of like saying that paraplegic dwarven Islamic women are responsible for NFL injuries.
Or dyslexic arithmetically challenged high school drop outs totally dominate as Certified Internal Auditors.
And Sumo wrestlers make the best jockeys.
Yeah right.
Greg Sargent, a blogger, said that Dems will accuse Repubs of sabotaging the economy.
Note I took some liberty in shortening Greg's convoluted prose.
I can generate my own overly descriptive, exaggerated prose with much more richness and originality than Greg. (Sorry Greg. Its a fact.)
See the example following:
Repubs cannot pass anything. Dems hold the U.S. Senate. Dems hold the U.S. Presidency
Dems hold the majority of Chief Executive positions in the American Federal Bureaucracy.
Suffice to say Dems still have the power. Meanwhile Dems are thwarted by a bunch of concientous objector weeping golf club wielding hobbits hold up in the House of Representatives behind a few straw bales while the hordes of Saron and Mordor approach led by Pelosi, Sheila Jackson Lee, Maxine Waters, Harry Reid, Debbie Blabbermouth wielding flamethrowers, sad-eyed-children, fire breathing dragons, irate union members, Assata Shakur, yard torches, bic lighters and other stuff. While Charles Schumer and Dick Durban cheer on the planes heading for the center of Washington, D.C.. The planes personally loaded by Schumer, Durban and Barney Frank with the expert help of Jamie Gorelick are to be flown into the ground. Adequately piloted by two mindlessly smiling pilots, Andrea and Fareed. Mitchel and Zakaria smile broadly as they fly their fully fueled airliners. The suicide planes are loaded with copies of the constitution, the deed to the U.S., financial instruments, bad loans and social security checks soaked in aviation fuel. The suicide jockeys move steadily toward the Washington Monument and the Jefferson Memorial respectively. Andrea and Fareed smile like Cheshire cats. And blindly fly toward where their soulless smiles will cease.
Democrat Politically Correct version of what happened in WWII
World War II was fought to turn back the tide of Torah bearing Orthodox Jews who had co-opted Italy, the Vatican and over run Germany (despite the peaceful efforts of Adolf Hitler who was martyred), Chekoslavakia, Ruhr, Austria, Poland, France, North Africa (despite the totally nice efforts of the Islamic Brotherhood), Eastern Europe and threatened to simultaneously crush the U.K. and the U.S.S.R. while simultaneously burning 16 million of their number in ovens along with 10's of millions of Gypsies, Slavs and Baptist. While their allied Axis of power, the Tibetan monks infiltrated across China and Mongolia to overrun Japan and subsequently conquered China, nearly all of Asia, the Pacific and destroyed the American Fleet at Pearl Harbor.
Charles Schumer and Dick Durban say republicans have caused the economic debacle of the last two years. Schumer could have made following statements with the same degree of truth.
The accusation is kind of like saying that paraplegic dwarven Islamic women are responsible for NFL injuries.
Or dyslexic arithmetically challenged high school drop outs totally dominate as Certified Internal Auditors.
And Sumo wrestlers make the best jockeys.
Yeah right.
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