Solution to Moderating Climate Change - The Climate Has Always Changed.

-Doing right is even harder than it sounds o_o?-
Preamble
Climate was changing before we got here. Climate continued to change after we arrived.  Climate changed before we could say 'climate'.   Climate will change as long as we are here.  And the Climate  will probably continue changing long after we are gone.

Premise one: Just because a donkey can speak doesn't  mean you should listen.
Premise two:Just because a donkey can speak glibly does not make it informed or wise. 
Premise three: Donkeys are not known for their critical or analytical thinking skills.
Premise four: Donkeys are foolish.

Facts: Nearly half of all adult donkeys are jack*sses. (these can be very dangerous)
The remaining adult donkeys are just *sses. (these can be wasteful and dangerous at times)
The little  donkeys are  young *sses. (young *sses are even more foolish than the adult *sses)

Conclusion: Even if you can hear the donkey speak, don't listen. (unless your name is Balaam)
Remove all donkeys from positions of power. Do not put the donkey and then attempt to pull said cart.
The donkey doesn't appreciate the ride and you will not get far.
If you absolutely have to have a donkey, hitch it to a cart. (Do not expect to move the cart quickly)

Solution to ameliorating the effects of climate change.
Kill the dang goats.
Discontinue coal burning cars.
Reduce the non productive jobs in the economy
Don't be a donkey.
Ground Al Gore.
 Hitch Al to a cart.
 Do the same with Mitt Romney.