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Women dislike Sarah Palin
Because she is too good and too real.
She looks better than most women.
She can hunt and shoot better than most men.
She can rock climb better than most kids.
She tells the truth more than most people.
She is smarter than the combined press corps of the U.S.
She loves her husband.
She loves her family.
She loves her God.
She loves her Country.
She rides motorcycles.
She can put two slugs in a charging bear before it moves 30 yards.
She is brave.
She dresses the game she takes.
She cooks.
She doesn't need a teleprompter to speak.
She has the common sense and is sharp as a tactical knife.
She understands economics better than most Nobel prize winners.
(Consider the logic: We want to live. We need energy to live. Our economy needs energy. Therefore we need to get energy. How do we get energy? "Drill baby, Drill!" )
"The Media doodies in their collective pants every time they get near her."
"That explains why the Press stinks... But a woman that impressive must have some failings."
"Yeah her voice is too high pitched."
"Darn! She can't be president with a voice that high pitched. She sounds like she is instructing children."
"She is!!"
"She is talking to the press."
"You betcha."
Women dislike Sarah Palin
Because she is too good and too real.
She looks better than most women.
She can hunt and shoot better than most men.
She can rock climb better than most kids.
She tells the truth more than most people.
She is smarter than the combined press corps of the U.S.
She loves her husband.
She loves her family.
She loves her God.
She loves her Country.
She rides motorcycles.
She can put two slugs in a charging bear before it moves 30 yards.
She is brave.
She dresses the game she takes.
She cooks.
She doesn't need a teleprompter to speak.
She has the common sense and is sharp as a tactical knife.
She understands economics better than most Nobel prize winners.
(Consider the logic: We want to live. We need energy to live. Our economy needs energy. Therefore we need to get energy. How do we get energy? "Drill baby, Drill!" )
"The Media doodies in their collective pants every time they get near her."
"That explains why the Press stinks... But a woman that impressive must have some failings."
"Yeah her voice is too high pitched."
"Darn! She can't be president with a voice that high pitched. She sounds like she is instructing children."
"She is!!"
"She is talking to the press."
"You betcha."
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