Wednesday, June 22, 2011

Let Me Get it Straight

-Doing right is even harder than it sounds o_o?-

The economy is experiencing the highest unemployment in  U.S. history.
We have moved from 2 unwinable wars to 5 unwinable wars.
Unions are threatening civil war.  Congressmen are showing their weenies on twitter.
Mormons are being mocked and ridiculed on Broadway.

The whole middle east is threatening to assault Israel with millions of fanatics.
China has begun colonizing the U.S.
ETV personality Christiana admits she is in the pay of George Soros.
Cenk Uygur (or what ever his name is), news anchor admits he routinely and habitually lies.
Rush can find nothing to do but make tea.
Hannity doesn't know the country has been sold and not to Mexico.
Stu and Pat think they are so enterntaining they can't shut up (someone please waterboard these two)
A member of the Muslim Sisterhood has been literally sleeping with the Secretary of State for years.
The president is determined to give every unemployed Marxis scammer in the Nation a job in his cabinet.  
The Attornery  General is determined to grant foreign terrorist all the rights of U.S citizens
The full resources of the U.S. government supports the manufacture and distribution of coal burning cars We have are attempting to ban coal.
Michelle Obama goes to Botswana to discover her roots.  Some one tell me why.
The world threatens to unite  Muslim extremist, Chinese Communist and Bilderbergs, the Iranian Mahdi, Russians, and North Korea, and Venezuela into an alliance with the  common goal to wipe a nation of 3 million Jews and a 2 million Arabs off the map.
The dollar races toward the value of zero.
Inflation is steadily increasing
Food is becoming harder to get.
The world is moving toward financial and military and religious apocalypse simultaneously.
In this lull Obama decides this is a good time to break from his drunken golf game to have  Michelle in between her jaunts with Mrs. Robinson and get her pregnant. How sweet.
Does anyone think that Michelle's pregnancy will be noticed in the midst of the apocalypse.
I know that will be at the top of my must know things should I survive the next two years.
How bout you.  Pretty important to you too I bet.
Let me know if you survive.

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