Friday, July 1, 2011

Stu Burgiere Put Duct Tape Over His Mouth

-Doing right is even harder than it sounds o_o?-
Many who have listened to the Glenn Beck show have called for the use of duct tape.
Specifically they would like the duct tape applied to Stu Burgiere's head.  Not to keep his head from exploding but rather to shut him up.
Many listeners they have suggested that the tape cover the smiling doofus's mouth.

Just as Glenn Beck is about to make a significant point Stu decides to do his version Sesame Street Screaming Muppets.   It has driven many listeners to distraction. Stu and sometimes Pat have moved those of us  who would condone torture only in extreme circumstances would now make  exceptions for Stu and sometimes Pat.
I for one, have actually considered the benefit to the show if these two were gagged with dirty socks for the duration of the show. And at moments of severe frustration, I may have considered the benefits of prolonged water boarding for Stu and sometimes Pat.  We feel that Stu has crossed the line of semi intelligent commentary to mindless noise making.   (Glenn just buy a air horn and press the button repeatedly every time you have something important to say. If you insist on keeping your 'friends'  (who seems more like a Soros moles everyday) on the show, allow someone to interrupt him.)  There are thousands of Beck fans that would volunteer at no cost to your company to stand behind Stu and sometimes Pat with a large rubber mallet, duct tape,  mace and or taser to dissuade their ill timed, inane noise emissions.

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