Trump This

Donald Trump has decided to check out our presidents resume.
I have no problem with The Donald's concept or ostensible objective.
It just happens to be 3 years too  late.

Everyone can see that our president is a natural born klutz that not even such klutzes  such as Gerald Ford (golf), Bill Clinton (walking) and Carter (rabbit clubbing) can hope to equal. Whatever Bush might have been he was no klutz.  Just witness the crisp but aging form with which he snapped the ball into the catcher's mitt when he deaned to take the mound.  Or the unperturbable adroitness displayed when then President Bush dodged an incoming shoe. Where as our present incumbent can not even throw a baseball ninety feet to home plate. He can't bowl. Despite hundreds of hours (possibly due to the need for adult beverages) on the links Mr. Obama still has a handicap that would embarass most first year duffers. To everyone's dismay Mr. Obama managed to attempt a block with his mouth in an informal basketball game. Apparently in his vast experience as a 'gifted' amateur basketball player he had failed to master the use of his hands to make blocks.  On one of his constant vacations he managed to get worms.  Our President  can not even wash his hands correctly.   Thankfully, Mr. Obama chose not to throw out the first pitch for the Nats this year and instead delegated the honor to a committee. Hope it is not the same committee  that told him we had 57 states.